A JOKE^_^Killing me!!!!!!

I want to share the joke with you guys, but in Chinese is much funny.

Enjoy this, it is really killing me.^_^

我的同學-連寶爸，傳了篇笨版的文章給我，超好笑
向大家分享一下：

3x7 公車記事 笑話

晚上6：30 台北車站人正多的時候，公車人都塞的滿滿滿，尤其是3x7

我跟朋友兩個人帶著要用來做結力作業的材料上了人擠人的公車，

其中有一根長大約 一米 六的鋁管，

因為人多到不行，我們只好把它直立著放，並一起抓好不讓它倒下。
雖然這裡不是黑特，不過還是想幹譙一下：

3x7的司機，你可不可以車上塞滿了人就不要在飆車了!!

飆車就算了，技術也好一點，不要闖個紅燈還不上不下的!!

故事是在一個紅綠燈發生的，

爛司機為了趕那剩3秒的綠燈，剛剛擠上車的女學生還來不及站穩，車就飆出去了。

好死不死，闖燈失敗，司機就非常豪邁的緊急煞車，

各位想像一下，一輛公車從急衝到急停，會發生什麼事情？

就是全部人都往前面擠!!!

剛剛那個剛上車的女學生，情急之下，順手就抓著我跟朋友握著的那根鋁管....

我還來不及跟她說：

那不是扶手 那不是扶手 那不是扶手 那不是扶手 那不是扶手那不是扶手那不是扶手

結果她，就成為壓死駱駝的最後一根稻草，夾帶著全車站著的人的重量，

我、朋友+她 三個人狠狠的往擋風玻璃撞去....

慌亂之中，我們還把收零錢那個箱子給拆了....

這都不是重點，重點是：

當我好不容易恢復過來，想問問那位女同學有沒有怎麼樣，

她應該是驚嚇過度，又或者是有哪裡受傷了，整個人臉色蒼白，

而且因為跌成一團，整個裙子都往上翻到天上去....

朋友基於禮貌想提醒她一下就跟我說了兩個字"內褲"

我本來要問出口的：同學，妳的臉色好白，有沒有怎麼樣？

不知道為什麼變成：同學，妳的內褲好白，有沒有怎麼樣？

同學，妳的內褲好白，有沒有怎麼樣？

同學，妳的內褲好白，有沒有怎麼樣？

同學，妳的內褲好白，有沒有怎麼樣？

雖然她的內褲真的是純潔的白色，不過我不是這個意思呀 囧RZ

我不是變態呀.....

我真的不是變態呀.....

可能是報應，我的期中考跟那篇文一樣紅紅的爆開來了....

當我脫口而出：同學，你內褲好白，有沒有怎麼樣？

那女同學的回答讓我無限囧

『我...我...沒事，不過我把你的管子弄彎了....很抱歉...

我的內褲沒有怎麼樣，不過我的腳有點扭到，

還有，下次關心別人之前，請先關心其他地方好嗎？』

當下，整車頓時一片死寂，

只有我那沒良心的同學笑的跟白痴一樣....

我只能低著頭，抓著歪曲的鋁管和連根拔起的零錢箱，

忍受著眾人異樣的眼光、和女同學尷尬的氣氛下，一直到下車。

這篇沒有笨點....

直到下車時，司機大喊：

同學，你要把我吃飯的東西帶去哪裡 ........

Master Degree---I get you, finally!!!

I love my classmates, they are so friendly and kind. It is my pleasure to be a good friend with you. Although we will departure apart to different, I believe we will keep in touch for a long time. No.... we will be a good friend in our lifetime.

I got the result of my master examination this week. I want to yell at the whole world that I pass the test. I have been in Austriala for one year all together. Within this one year, I think I never have a enjoyable life. I always put myself under the pressure. Now, I really want to go travelling and make new friends outsite. In fact, I want to know more Aussie friends and I quite like Aussie life, especially Brisbane. I don't know why, but Brisbane's weather is almost the same to Taipei. Pureness, safety, friendly and green are all I feel in here, so I seem to be adapted and become an Aussie.

Few days ago, I wanted to celebrate our graduation, so my sharemates and I went to the Gold Coast. We went on a picnic on the beach. That was really nice atmosphere. We were chatting about out 12-week-EAP course. Happy, sad, depressive and surprised feeling that we got is our treasure. In the future, I believe the master is much more difficult than EAP. However this recall will become a function to relieve our pressure.

It is my first time throw up on the street....Australia street.....>
I do thank my friends take care of me. I should control myself not to drink too much.ha.... Anyway, I think my drinking ability will be getting better.^_^ha......

INNATENESS & EFFORT

Before, I usually thought people's intelligence started at the same time. During my lifetime until now, I just seem to believe one thing that people can be reshaped by working hard or study hard, in order to make their lives better. Hence, people's equal status is decided by their endeavours.

Undoubtedly, some people indeed have their capacities to do everything or something simply and fluently. For instance, when I was high school student, I really hated English. However, some of my classmates could learn and have examinations quite smooth. In comparison, I had struggled in a whole week, even I just could get an only pass score. However, if you endeavour and struggle for your life, we still can get a favourable result.

For me, everybody has their own so-called glass-ceiling. Actually, it is used for women's careers, but I think it is also useful in people's intelligence. Smart person is easy to get lazy, because he/she thinks that he/she is easy to have success. On the other hand, normal people who want to have breathtaking accomplishments will study or work in their adept domains in depth, so they usually will have a good achievement and even overtake those sort of smart guys a lot.

However, some of the careers, they thoroughly need some special people to do. A case in point is that, journalists' feature is that immediate reaction and sensitive olfaction of news. Even though you can study hard at broadcasting college, you do not have these conditions that everything is in vain.

Whether you are intelligent or diligent, your destiny is held in your hand. We should think what do we want? Do not worry about your IQ, humans' lives are not only this. There is a Chinese idiom is that people's abilities always have functions in every occupation. You have to find out by yourself. I believe everybody has this capability to find what you want. Eventually, endeavour still is the only way to exploit the unknown domains where you want to go, so keep going and do not give up. I believe we always can get a terrific redult.

FOOD, WINE, AND BEER

Actually, I wanted to write something yesterday, but I did not, because there was no feeling to say. Today, my sharemates made a party for their Swiss and Aussie friends. Luckily, George, my another sharemate, and I participated in the party. We tasted about Swiss food, and it was really particular flavour.

Before mentioning this part, I want to say I also made a party for my classmates last week. In fact, that was a wine party, because we just finished a crucial assignment, so my classmates wanted to have a drink. Coincidentally my friend and I would go to the West End for ingredients, therefore I was straightforward to ask them have a lunch and bring some glasses of wine to my accommodation. That's really a busy day. Some people went to buy the beer and I was chef in the party.

Eventually, we started eating our delicious meals, however, meanwhile, a crazy guy wanted to have some fun with the wine and beer. That's strange, because we didn't even finish the food. Anyway, we still were ongoing to begin the game with the beer. However, do you know who does the first person get drunk? Yes, the guy who wanted to have a fun with the beer and wine. That's ironic, right!? ha... She..yes she couldn't even walk straight==...

Today, the another party, Swiss meal was special that I have never try, and next Sunday, we will make Taiwanese food for them. I think ours are better, ha. I hope they will enjoy it. Furthermore, I hope my examination will get the good result within the 2 weeks left.